Christian Mark Wishmonger is a 45-year-old tradesperson who enjoys spreading fake news on Facebook, stealing candy from babies and cookery. He is exciting and stable, but can also be very selfish and a bit sneaky.
He has had one affair so far. He cheated on girlfriend, Louise, with 28-year-old personal trainer, Ria Gardner. He is currently single.
He is German. He started college but never finished the course. He is allergic to hazelnuts. He is obsessed with organic vegetables.
Physically, Christian is slightly overweight but otherwise in good shape. He is very short with olive skin, grey hair and green eyes. He has a monobrow.
He grew up in a working class neighbourhood. He was raised in a happy family home with two loving parents.
He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a politician called Louise Alisha Fox, who was 4 years older than him. They broke up because Christian hit Louise.
Christian’s best friend is a tradesperson called Max Gilbert. They get on well most of the time. He also hangs around with a tradesperson called Bruno Davidson. They enjoy binge-watching boxed sets together.